An Enchilada to Settle Down With

Editors Note: Aaron Starmer writes books. His latest is the middle-grade novel DWEEB. It contains lots of action, tween angst, and all-around silliness. No enchiladas appear in the story, but they certainly fueled some of the writing.

By Aaron Starmer

My father grew up in southern Arizona, very close to Mexico. So close, he claims, that kids from his high school would hop over the border at lunchtime to get drunk and chow down. My father’s stories are to be taken more as fables than facts, but there’s no doubt he experienced some sort of cultural exchange during his formative years. Because the man knows how to cook an enchilada and he taught me his secrets.

Purists constantly remind us that Mexican food in most of America is a bastardization of Mexican border food, which itself a bastardization of true Mexican cuisine. Let them be bitter and curse the bastards. My problem with Mexican food in America isn’t authenticity. It has more to do with love and dedication. They say you always remember your first great enchilada (no they don’t, but indulge me). And you compare every subsequent enchilada to it. Well, I had my first great enchilada surprisingly early in life, and no one has been able to woo me since with an enchilada that outshines my childhood sweetheart. It’s okay if you’ve taken a little longer to settle down with a delicious and decadent enchilada. We all find our “one” at our own pace.

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Brandon’s Chili Cook-Off Chili

By Brandon Hartman

So let me let you in on a little secret. Every man over the age of 23 has a meal. It’s a prerequisite for getting through the first 5-10 dates. Or should be, if I had any say in it. Nothing beats some fresh herbs and spices, a glass of wine, and a warm oven to set the mood for some great conversation. There are a lot of men in this world who believe likewise.

I’m 35. My mother had me cooking by 7 or 8 years of age. She was blind, so I was her eyes in the kitchen. My first meal was lasagna. My second was meatloaf. I’ve had to reinvent my meals (or adopt new ones) with nearly every woman I’ve dated to fit her palette.

The recipe I’m sharing is my Brooklyn Chili Cook-Off Chili (2nd place). I started by comparing over 10 different recipes, just to get a handle on the breadth of ingredients. With each iteration (6), I logged audience reactions, and heat and sweet factors. The result is a chili that tastes sweet until it hits the back of your throat. Then the heat kicks in, and the only recourse is another spoonful of chili.

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